if you don’t think this is the saddest thing in the whole of the MCU then you’re very very wrong.


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I don’t know where this came from but it was on Facebook and made me laugh so hard I needed to run to the bathroom.


I don’t know where this came from but it was on Facebook and made me laugh so hard I needed to run to the bathroom.

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"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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  1. What is a book you can’t stand? i love dickens but the pickwick papers made me cry tears of boredom
  2. What was your favorite subject in elementary school? we had a poetry teacher in 4th grade who was really great. I wrote pretentious stuff about how ‘life is like a glass of wine’ (yeah, idk either) and death in pompeii
  3. How would you carry out the perfect murder? i’d annoy someone to death
  4. What is your favorite food that you can prepare in under twenty minutes? pasta with broccoli and cashew nuts in olive oil and soy sauce
  5. Favorite m&m variant? i just like the plain ones
  6. Dogs or cats? dogs, i guess. i’ve had many dogs, but my favourite pet ever was a cockatoo who could sing the national anthem, the fluminense anthem and beethoven’s 5th, and he liked to mix them all together and create variations. he was a genius composer, really. (rip barbosa ;____;)
  7. Do you have antagonistic feelings towards spiders? no
  8. Last movie watched in a theater? i don’t even remember. but i might go to the cinema this week to see ‘the way he looks’
  9. Most-played song in iTunes (or youtube, or whatever your preferred music player is)? lately i’ve been listening to ‘torna a surriento’ and other neapolitan songs…(i grew up surrounded by old people ok)
  10. Favorite children’s book series involving magic? uh…the novelised ‘star wars’ books, does that count? idk, i didn’t read any series, i was just given the classics and i read those.



why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

lol dried up sink sponge

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Akiko Suzuki || Stars on Ice Japan 2014

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Team Japan & Friends Osaka World Figure Skating Exhibition 2014

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His face is just like “You bet I would! Fucking love Pringles!”

#pringles are my division


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